01-13-2015, 07:39 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2013
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Just for fun....
I cleaned these up, but if they are still over the line, just remove the post 
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One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room,he shouted to me, what setting do I use on the washing machine?'
'It depends,' I replied.'What does it say on your shirt?'
He yelled back, ' University ofOklahoma ..'
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A couple is lying in bed.
The man says, 'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.'
The woman replies, 'I'll miss you...'
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'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
'Probably that I married you for your money,'she replied.
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Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him;
And Patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death.
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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough
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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder' Instruction Manual.'
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WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know......it's never happened)
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